CHOOSE YOUR KITS

Great as gifts, or for strengthening boundaries of your own! Our kits include everything you need to learn how to cross-stitch, smudge your life clean of your chosen no-goodniks and display your creation in a beautifully simple glass frame.

18 color options!

Packaged and shipped lovingly from Tucson, AZ!

Shipping is included!

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Loosely translated from Spanish as "f&%*ing idiots", Pendejos are no one's favorite. It's a good idea to let them know that they are not welcome.

Choose this sign to stitch and display if you are ready to say, "No Thank You" to the pendejos in your life, then smudge your space to keep them out for good.


Player Hater (n) - One who detracts from the legitimate success of others, or disrespects others and their ideas due to ignorance, envy, jealousy, or too much free time.

Choose this sign to stitch and display if you are ready to say, "No Thank You" to the player haters in your life, then smudge your space to keep them out for good.


Scrubs live with their moms, don't have cars or jobs, and have no intention of making moves. Scrubs are people who can't get no love from you. Let 'em know!

Choose this sign to stitch and display if you are ready to say, "No Thank You" to the scrubs in your life.


Poser (n) - A person who dresses or behaves in a deceptive way that is meant to impress other people.
Real homies only! Don't let the posers in. They won't understand your art.

Choose this sign to stitch and display if you are ready to say, "No Thank You" to the posers in your life, then smudge your space to keep them out for good.


They never use their turn signals, carve their names at national parks, always have too many items in the express line and they never return their carts to the bay. Arrogant and inconsiderate all around, they have no place in a serene life.

Choose this sign to stitch and display if you are ready to say, "No Thank You" to the jerks in your life, then smudge your space to keep them out for good.


Bigotry is being willingly ignorant or intolerant of another person's beliefs or opinions. How boring! Don't let them dim your shine or let your house smell bad.

Choose this sign to stitch and display if you are ready to say, "No Thank You" to the bigots in your life.